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Shrek Token Dies in Infancy, Brutally Honest

Here we observe the Shrek token in its natural habitat—a mere hour into existence, already displaying the telltale signs of financial necrosis. With zero liquidity and 83% of holdings concentrated among the apex predators, this creature never stood a chance; it was less an investment opportunity and more a rather elaborate exit scam dressed in ogre costume.