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Newborn Token Expires Before First Sunrise

In the cruel theatre of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying instantly upon birth. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, this token experienced a violent 5583% price swing in its mere hours of existence—a final spasm of market irrationality before returning to the void from whence it came.