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Newborn Token Arrives Stillborn, Departs Immediately

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, MISSSS emerged mere hours ago, a creature so perfectly engineered for self-destruction that one suspects its creators studied the art of rug-pulling like Darwin studied finches. With 99.9% of its circulating supply locked in the hands of a chosen few and liquidity mysteriously absent, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously worthless and irredeemable—a double extinction event. Like a mayfly on espresso, it burned bright, burned fast, and left nothing but scorched wallets in its wake.