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Diet Coke: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the Diet Coke token in its natural habitat—the Solana graveyard—where it has spent precisely zero hours perfecting the art of complete and utter failure. With three holders possessing 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating faster than its credibility, this specimen represents a masterclass in launching directly into financial oblivion. The revoked authorities suggest someone at least had the decency to remove the life support before the patient flatlined.