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Smudge's Nine Lives Exhausted in Hours

Here we observe the corpse of Smudge the Cat, a token that experienced a sudden and catastrophic 99.9% evaporation—a velocity of collapse rarely seen outside of supernova events. With liquidity pools drained to absolute zero and concentration of holdings so severe it makes oligarchies blush, this creature never stood a chance. The irony is exquisite: authorities were revoked to *appear* legitimate, yet the market voted with its feet, leaving merely 43 bag holders to contemplate their investment decisions.