CAUSE OF DEATH
Ratshitcoin: A One-Hour Miracle of Modern Finance
And here we observe the ratshitcoin in its natural habitat—the blockchain's trash heap—where it has survived precisely as long as it takes to say 'rug pull.' With nineteen souls clinging to digital bags and ninety-nine point nine percent concentrated in merely ten wallets, this creature never stood a chance against the evolutionary pressures of basic game theory. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage, I'm afraid, is irreversible.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and cosmic indifference
EPITAPH
"Here lies ratshitcoin: it came, it saw, it liquidated the hopes of bag holders in under sixty minutes."