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Fido's Tragic One-Hour Existence Concludes

In the beginning, there was Fido—a token so young it hadn't yet learned to walk. Within a single hour, this digital canine experienced a 61% price convulsion, suggesting either extreme volatility or a community of holders rapidly discovering they'd purchased vapor. With 92.6% of tokens concentrated in merely ten wallets and zero liquidity to speak of, Fido was less a financial instrument and more a elaborate exit strategy dressed in blockchain's clothing.