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Piano Cat's Newborn Death: A Liquidity Requiem

Born mere hours ago, Piano Cat entered the world with all the grace of a kitten dropped from a synthesizer. With zero liquidity and ninety-three percent of tokens concentrated in the paws of ten holders, this feline's funeral was essentially scheduled at birth. The irony, dear viewer, is that even Schrödinger's cat had better odds of survival.