CAUSE OF DEATH
SpaceX Token Crashes Harder Than Starship SN9
In the vast ecosystem of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—a token bearing the name of Elon's grandest ambitions, yet possessed of all the structural integrity of a wet tissue. Four hours into its existence, SpaceX had already achieved what few projects manage: a complete gravitational collapse, shedding 99% of its value whilst maintaining the remarkable concentration of wealth seen only in the most predatory of financial instruments.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic whale concentration and pump-and-dump mechanics
EPITAPH
"It promised to reach the stars; instead, it reached the ground at terminal velocity."