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Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a truly remarkable specimen—a token that managed to achieve complete metabolic collapse within a single hour, a feat of biological incompetence rarely seen in nature. The 53 remaining holders, like mourners at a funeral they didn't attend, clutch their positions as 97.6% of the wealth concentrates in the alpha predators above them, a textbook display of predatory redistribution in its most elegant and vicious form.