SCIENTISTS TAUGHT A GORILLA/6F78..kCrT
FLATLINED
Scientists taught a gorilla

Scientists taught a gorilla6F78LrNLnv9xZKnrKXrWwT1TGvvymKTdfyjJXWKmkCrT

$GORILLA6F78..kCrT
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Aggressive concentration, liquidity evaporation, infant mortality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.9K
+30.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.0K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.51B
Price USD
$2.51e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Gorilla Token: Born Gasping, Died Immediately

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic collapse. Observe how the concentration of wealth in merely ten wallets has created a perfect vacuum, a financial singularity from which no retail investor shall ever escape. The gorilla, it seems, was not taught to hodl.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Aggressive concentration, liquidity evaporation, infant mortality
Patient Note

They said it couldn't fail. They were wrong within minutes.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Guzw...w5Fa100.00%
022u9Z...7xxX0.00%