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Case file · ante-mortem observation

FLATLINED.

Pneumonia from zero liquidity collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F

Grade Score

33/100

Grade F · FLATLINED

Mkt Cap

$140.1K

+5298.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$5.5K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration

FDV

$274.61B

Price USD

$0.000137

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

AwxR..rs1t ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

HIPPO LARD: A Two-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, HIPPO LARD enjoyed a brief but spectacular existence—much like a mayfly after three espressos. Born into chaos at 5,298% volatility and sustained only by six loyal cultists who collectively owned everything, it wheezed its last breath after merely 120 minutes, leaving behind nothing but $0 in liquidity and a haunting question: was this ever alive at all?

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$5.5K volume / 24h.

Holders

Extreme cluster

Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Pneumonia from zero liquidity collapse

Patient Note

Here lies HIPPO LARD: pump without the dump, because there was nowhere left to go.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets

Top 1

99.9%

Top 5

100.0%

Top 10

100.0%

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