CAUSE OF DEATH
Folk Cat: A Newborn's Sudden Collapse
In its mere infancy, Folk Cat emerged into the wilderness with all the promise of a newborn fawn—only to discover it had been born without a heartbeat. The creature survived precisely long enough for its top ten predators to devour 76% of its flesh, after which the liquidity simply... evaporated, like morning dew in the Serengeti, leaving only skeletal price swings and the faint smell of rug-pull desperation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Zero liquidity meets concentrated whale dominance
EPITAPH
"Born at midnight, murdered by dawn—Folk Cat's life was less a token and more a cautionary tale told around the campfire of poor financial decisions."