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Goal Buddy: A Twenty-Three Hour Miracle

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: Goal Buddy, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly learn to walk. With nine holders clinging to their digital baggage and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token's life cycle compressed the typical scam arc into merely twenty-three hours—a stunning achievement in metabolic inefficiency.

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