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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.3K
-2.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$37.6K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Goal Buddy: A Twenty-Three Hour Miracle
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: Goal Buddy, which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly learn to walk. With nine holders clinging to their digital baggage and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token's life cycle compressed the typical scam arc into merely twenty-three hours—a stunning achievement in metabolic inefficiency.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$37.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity drainage and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note
It had all the right authorities revoked and none of the right reasons to live.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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