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The Woolly Rhino: Extinct Before Lunch

Here we observe the Woolly Rhino, a creature that never quite evolved past its larval stage. Born mere hours ago, it experienced a catastrophic metabolic collapse—shedding 93.6% of its body mass in a single day, a feat of biological impossibility that would have impressed nature, had nature bothered to witness it. The autopsy reveals classic symptoms of predatory concentration: ninety-seven percent of the population consumed by just ten specimens, leaving the remaining fifty-nine holders gasping like stranded fish on the digital tundra.