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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Here we observe The Retarded Bulls in its natural habitat—the memecoin graveyard—where it survived precisely long enough to separate retail investors from their conviction. Born into chaos mere hours ago, this creature exhibited all the hallmarks of a doomed species: zero liquidity, concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, and a 218% price swing that fooled precisely no one with a functioning prefrontal cortex.