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Newborn Token Shows Troubling Concentration Symptoms

Here we observe a curious specimen—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the classic symptoms of wealth inequality that would make a hedge fund blush. With 41.5% of its treasury nestled in the top 10 wallets, this coin's obituary was written before its birth certificate dried. One might say it didn't so much launch as it did stage an elaborate exit strategy.