A Newborn's Tragic Tumble Into Oblivion

Born mere hours ago, this peculiar creature experienced what we in the financial world call 'explosive growth'—a 376% surge that would make any organism dizzy. Yet as we examine the corpse, we find the telltale signs of a pump-and-dump predator attack: zero liquidity, concentrated holdings, and a name that screamed desperation. The authorities were revoked, yes, but one cannot revoke the laws of physics—or market gravity.