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LUNO: A Congregation of Whales and Whispers

Here we observe a peculiar specimen—technically alive, yet curiously immobilized. With a mere $15,522 in liquidity and 264 holders genuflecting before the altar of ten whales, LUNO exhibits all the vitality of a beautifully preserved museum exhibit. One might say it survived with such grace that nobody bothered to notice it had stopped breathing.