FAT COW ON THE JETSKI/6C4B..pump
TERMINAL
fat cow on the jetski

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6C4B..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Newborn token meets harsh market reality

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$3.7K
+71.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.5K
Holders
57
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.81B
Price USD
$1.81e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Jetski Cow Never Left The Dock

Here we observe the fat cow, born mere hours ago, already bloated beyond recognition. In what can only be described as a masterclass in financial Darwinism, this token achieved a 71.7% price collapse while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The absence of liquidity proved as fatal as it was inevitable.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 60.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Newborn token meets harsh market reality
Patient Note

It had all the hallmarks of success: zero liquidity, 57 believers, and a concept that could only thrive in a fever dream. The jetski remains parked.

Holders

§ 04 · 57 wallets
Top 1
49.2%
Top 5
60.7%
Top 10
72.3%
0159L9...GajW49.15%
02E65o...hDYT2.95%
03Asyb...toD82.91%
045Kcq...kyp3AUTOPSY2.87%05n62Q...gR7zAUTOPSY2.81%06CyaE...a54oAUTOPSY2.59%076RE3...s6NZAUTOPSY2.45%
084V8A...u7Wa2.43%
0999i9...pDYQAUTOPSY2.10%
106uHp...XRBh2.08%