CAUSE OF DEATH
The Paradox of Vitality in Cryptographic Decay
Here we observe a most curious specimen: a token that technically lives, yet exhibits all the telltale signs of financial rigor mortis. With a suspiciously literary grade-A rating and authorities revoked with almost ceremonial precision, SCAM presents the classic presentation of a corpse maintaining a convincing pulse—three thousand holders clinging to life support while the top decile quietly positions their exit.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Grade inflation masking structural circulatory collapse
EPITAPH
"It died with a 4.5% smile and a Grade A, which should tell you everything you need to know about the grading scale."
