CAUSE OF DEATH
Airport Token Never Left The Runway
Here we observe the Trump International Airport token in its natural habitat: the briefcase of 28 hopeful investors, 99.7% of whom appear to be airport security. Born at dawn with all the promise of a red-eye flight, it has crashed spectacularly by dusk, leaving behind only vaporous liquidity and the faint smell of burnt jet fuel. A remarkable specimen of financial Darwinism, extinct before most passengers finished their complimentary peanuts.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated holdings, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It promised to take you to the moon but never made it past the departure lounge."