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PonziRot: A Spectacular Hour-Long Fever Dream

In the span of a single hour, PonziRot achieved what most tokens require weeks to accomplish: the creation of a mathematically perfect wealth extraction apparatus. One observes with morbid fascination as 313 hopeful participants discovered that a 116% pump and $134k in volume cannot outrun the iron laws of thermodynamics—or basic game theory. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities was merely the final, theatrical bow before the inevitable curtain call.