CAUSE OF DEATH
A Feline Folly: Brick by Brick Collapse
Here we observe the skeletal remains of cat wif brick, a specimen so thoroughly devoid of liquidity that even its seventeen holders have abandoned hope. In nature, we might call this natural selection; in crypto, we call it a cautionary tale. The creature expired not with a bang, but with a flatline so flat it makes death itself look exciting.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical inevitability
EPITAPH
"The brick outlasted the cat, but both became tombstones in the same cemetery."