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All The Money: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

Here we observe a most curious specimen—a token so thoroughly drained of liquidity it makes a desert look like an oasis. Born mere hours ago, it achieved the remarkable feat of concentrating all wealth among five holders, a distribution strategy that suggests either profound incompetence or spectacular malice. In the natural world, we might call this a failed mutation; in finance, we simply call it a Tuesday.