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Case file · ante-mortem observation

STABLE.

Asymmetric wealth concentration meets mathematical improbability

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A

Grade Score

90/100

Grade A · STABLE

Mkt Cap

$117.0K

+230.0% · 24h

Liquidity

$27.3K

Volume 24h

$330.9K

Holders

699

FDV

$2.27B

Price USD

$2.27e-6

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

9yCP..Gutz ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Troll Cup: Two Hours of Magnificent Delusion

And here we observe the Troll Cup in its natural habitat—mere hours old, yet already exhibiting the characteristic fever dreams of a token blessed with revoked authorities and a suspiciously energetic volume-to-liquidity ratio. The specimen's 230% ascent represents not biological vigor, but rather the final, triumphant gasp of retail optimism before gravity remembers its job.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Thin but live

$27.3K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$330.9K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 16.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Asymmetric wealth concentration meets mathematical improbability

Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left a $27k puddle of liquidity for late arrivals.

Holders

§ 04 · 699 wallets

Top 1

11.7%

Top 5

16.0%

Top 10

20.3%

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02A7mX...6fFC1.22%

03BgX9...wUoR1.12%

042Uc7...jgnn1.03%

053cip...sZr30.97%

0695rN...Gwa5AUTOPSY0.90%

073b2o...uwuF0.86%

08BvUh...tmWb0.85%

092jpd...UBiK0.84%

107Buy...5uzJ0.82%