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Newborn Token Dies of Acute Concentration Syndrome

Here we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of fatal wealth inequality. Despite its enthusiastic 161% growth spurt and the revocation of all authority—a gesture toward legitimacy—the specimen was essentially stillborn: 85.5% of its body mass concentrated in the hands of ten parasitic organisms.