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JensenStrategy: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

In the swamps of Solana, a peculiar creature emerged—JensenStrategy—gasping for breath in its first hours of existence. With liquidity evaporated like morning dew and ninety-four percent of its wealth hoarded by a fortunate few, this token achieved the remarkable feat of a 247% price swing whilst simultaneously achieving absolute zero utility. Nature, it seems, abhors both vacuums and pump-and-dump schemes with equal indifference.