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Herbert: Born, Pumped, and Promptly Deceased

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe the Herbert specimen—a creature of merely sixty minutes that experienced a meteoric 499% ascent before discovering the immutable law of gravity. The autopsy reveals a classic tragedy: zero liquidity, concentrated hodlings among the apex predators, and a volume-to-age ratio suggesting less staying power than a mayfly in a hurricane. Nature abhors a vacuum, but apparently the market abhors a token with nowhere to exit.