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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying in utero. Born mere hours ago, this token experienced a catastrophic -36% hemorrhage while its six holders watched with the detached fascination of scientists observing a laboratory accident. The authorities were revoked—a mercy killing, one might say—yet somehow the patient still managed to trade nearly $20,000 worth of its own funeral flowers.