Newborn Meme Coin Dies in Spectacular Cradle Collapse

Here we observe the PEPE token, mere hours into its existence, already gasping for breath as sixty percent of its value evaporates into the digital ether. With liquidity scarcer than a honest crypto influencer and ninety percent of trading volume occurring in its death throes, this specimen never stood a chance. A cautionary tale of ambition outpacing sustainability, written in the blood of retail investors.