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SMOL ANSEM: Born Dead, Died Instantly

Here we observe a creature that existed for precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the animal kingdom of finance. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and 72% of its genome concentrated in merely ten organisms, this specimen never stood a chance. The 242% price swing was not a sign of vitality, but rather the violent convulsions of a stillborn asset.