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FARTMAN: A Newborn's Immediate Demise

In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe the tragic lifecycle of FARTMAN—a creature that emerged, gasped once at the cruel market, and promptly expired before its first sunrise. Born into a world where five holders clutch 100% of its essence, this token never stood a chance; it was less a financial instrument and more a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as innovation. The authorities, revoked in haste, suggest someone at least had the mercy to put it out of its misery quickly.