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Newborn Token Arrives Dead on Arrival

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature was born, lived its entire existence in a single breath, and expired before its first heartbeat could complete. Here we observe the rare phenomenon of a token that achieved perfect concentration of wealth—a Darwinian paradox where 100% of holders controlled 100% of supply, yet somehow still managed to hemorrhage 11.8% of its already-vapor value in 24 hours. The authorities, both mint and freeze, lay revoked upon the ground like shed snakeskin, monuments to a creator's last act of mercy.