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Moon Doge's Spectacular Descent Into Void

And here we observe the Moon Doge, a creature whose existence was merely a fever dream spanning thirty-four days. With a liquidity pool the size of a modest lunch budget and a 24-hour volume of thirty-nine cents, it represents nature's perfect cautionary tale: concentration of wealth so absolute that even its ten holders couldn't be bothered to trade. A masterclass in how revoked authorities cannot revoke the fundamental laws of entropy.