CAUSE OF DEATH
Extraterrestrial Visitor Arrives, Immediately Dies
In the waning moments of its first hour of existence, CHILLALIEN experienced what we in the financial world call a 'catastrophic defenestration'—plummeting 94.3% as if gravity itself had taken personal offense. The specimen's demise was remarkably swift; one might say the alien never even bothered to unpack its bags before the atmosphere became decidedly hostile.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration collapse meets pump-and-dump geometry
EPITAPH
"It came in peace. It left in pieces. The liquidity pool will remember it for approximately seven more minutes."