Noah Thomas643djtoUUQdZbFS4PY6vbywrd1pCPhznFoheHQH3pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
CRITICAL.
Newborn pump-and-dump meets phantom liquidity
Grade Score
50/100
Grade C · CRITICAL
Mkt Cap
$12.2K
+396.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$35.0K
Holders
144
Liquidity Drained
Field Report
Noah Thomas: A Flood of Delusion Drowns Newborns
In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a fascinating specimen—born mere hours ago, already convulsing with violent price swings that would make even seasoned investors weep. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of survival: revoked authorities, dispersed holdings, yet somehow generated $35,000 in volume while maintaining precisely zero liquidity, a biological impossibility rivaled only by its complete absence of utility.
Diagnosis
Activity
Modest
$35.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Skewed
Top 5 hold 43.4% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Newborn pump-and-dump meets phantom liquidity
Patient Note
It lived for zero hours and died a thousand deaths in the charts—truly, Noah's ark was just a glorified exit scam.
Holders
Top 1
33.1%
Top 5
43.4%
Top 10
52.9%
01DEnf...9b5333.12%
02DwCp...icWfAUTOPSY3.01%03HW9d...ovgX2.52%
045mB6...aatt2.39%
053qqp...6LByAUTOPSY2.35%06AZLN...pbQT2.19%
073ZEL...zwqd2.09%
08E1wL...w5Gq1.98%
099gRJ...YCCQ1.69%
108qHH...cQhZ1.61%