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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a creature in acute distress. The 347% price volatility suggests not exuberance, but rather the death throes of a pump-and-dump predator, as ninety percent of holders position themselves for the final, coordinated exodus.