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Dash Dreams Dashed in Fifty-Five Hours

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the *Pump et Dumptus* species, which achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before most investors finished their morning coffee. With ninety-eight point seven percent of its wealth concentrated in merely ten hands, this token's collapse was not a market failure—it was simply gravity finally noticing it existed.