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A Newborn's Stillbirth: The UnSerious Autopsy

Here we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved death before it achieved life, a feat of financial entropy rarely seen in nature. Born mere hours ago to five hopeful collectors, it expired with precisely four dollars and forty-nine cents in its veins, its liquidity pools as empty as its promise. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a coin named 'UnSerious' finally proved itself true to its word.