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Hopium: A Three-Hour Descent Into Darkness

In the beginning, there was hope—literally. Born merely three hours ago, this token experienced what we might call a 'meteoric rise,' though meteors, at least, exist for more than a single afternoon. With zero liquidity and seventy-one believers clutching their digital bags, Hopium has achieved that rarest of financial specimens: a 481% gain that means absolutely nothing, rather like winning the lottery after purchasing your ticket moments before the universe ends.