CAUSE OF DEATH
Goblin's Gold Rush Ends in Spectacular Collapse
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we witness the tragic demise of AGI—a creature born mere hours ago, already gasping its final breath. With 88% of its meager existence concentrated in the jaws of a few apex predators and zero liquidity to escape, this token never stood a chance; it was roadkill before the engine even turned over.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration, zero liquidity, instant death
EPITAPH
"Here lies AGI: proof that even autism and goblins can't outrun a rug that was never really there."