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Newborn Token Found Dead at Launch

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—born mere hours ago, x402proto achieved the remarkable feat of gaining 184% while simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, a feat comparable to a newborn giraffe learning to fly. The concentration of wealth among its ten holders reads like a masterclass in the art of the rug pull, though technically the authorities were revoked, suggesting this was perhaps a mercy killing rather than a premeditated murder.