CAUSE OF DEATH
Infant Token Flatlines After Ninety Percent Plummet
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, the ewon mesk token has met its demise—not through predation, but through the far more brutal mechanism of mathematical inevitability. Born merely an hour ago into a world where 87% of its population controlled the gene pool, this creature never stood a chance; it was, quite simply, dinner from the moment of conception.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration death syndrome, age one hour
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes. It lived for a hundred thousand dollars. It lived not at all."