MAY THE 4TH IS GAY/5z5c..pump
FLATLINED
May The 4th Is Gay

May The 4th Is Gay5z5cjoaDw1UzWm6ApJS93j59BYV1RqwrBmhKVXSkpump

$MayGay5z5c..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
16/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$7.9K
+228.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$643.90
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$16.02B
Price USD
$8.01e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Birth, Hype, Death: A Solana Tragedy

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, a peculiar specimen emerged—May The 4th Is Gay—only to perish mere hours after its inception, a victim of the most brutal selection pressures known to decentralized finance. With zero liquidity and two holders clutching 100% of its supply, this token experienced the briefest of existences: a violent 228% price swing followed by swift, merciful extinction. Nature, it seems, abhors both pump-and-dumps and the illusion of democratic token distribution.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$643.90 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no liquidity behind.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Bdun...c7ub100.00%