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Newborn Elephant Trampled by Whales

Born mere hours ago, The Rogue Elephant burst forth with the violent convulsions of a 324% price spike—a sign not of vigor, but of the death throes to come. As we observe the carcass, we find a creature abandoned by its creators, authorities revoked like a revoked visa, while ten predatory whales hoard 64% of its remains. The herd has scattered, leaving only 103 stragglers picking at bones in a watering hole that has run completely dry.