DONALDHOUSE/5yHK..pump
FLATLINED
DonaldHouse

DonaldHouse5yHKbp5UnU7DNnrSYs8c3r4JDy4CxRa1kP5T5DBmpump

$DonaldHous5yHK..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meeting concentrated stupidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$26.8K
+921.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.6K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$771.51M
Price USD
$3.86e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

DonaldHouse: A Spectacular Six-Hour Collapse

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already exhibiting the decomposition patterns of a three-year-old project. The creature's vital signs were never encouraging: six holders clinging to a corpse, liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the African sun, and a 921% price swing that suggests less market enthusiasm and more algorithmic convulsions.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meeting concentrated stupidity
Patient Note

It lived fast, died young, and left absolutely no liquidity behind—truly a memento mori for the degeneracy of crypto.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01FP52...CQET99.99%
02FvV7...pBrW0.01%