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Ball Coin: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

Here we observe the Ball Coin, a creature that existed for precisely zero hours—a remarkable achievement in the annals of financial mortality. In what can only be described as a masterclass in speed-running financial collapse, it managed to hemorrhage 79.8% of its value while maintaining the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The four brave souls who held this token can take solace in knowing they were present for history: the shortest, most efficient destruction of capital ever witnessed on the Solana blockchain.