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Thirsty Token Dies of Instant Catastrophic Dehydration

In what can only be described as a financial murder-suicide, Thirsty? arrived stillborn into the Solana ecosystem, gasping for a mere 783 dollars in daily volume before hemorrhaging 99.1% of its value in what witnesses describe as 'basically immediately.' The nine brave souls who held this token learned a harsh lesson: sometimes the only thing more parched than the token's liquidity was the founder's sense of ethics.