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Four Holders' Paradise Becomes Liquidation Nightmare

In the brutal savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely four hours ago, KEEP IT SIMPLE achieved what few tokens manage—a complete evaporation of value while its creators maintained absolute control. Like a mayfly that never quite took flight, it plummeted 92.6% in a single day, leaving only four bewildered holders and $349.76 in volume as monuments to its ambition.